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Did you make an off-color joke in 1997? Did you buy son a GI Joe before he had a chance to choose his gender? Did you accidentally call for a "stewardess" instead of a "flight attendant"? If so, you've probably been CANCELED. Here's your chance to wear it with pride.

About: Patriot Bands seeks to do what the media refuses to: Show America how many of us are out there. We won't be quiet. We won't give in. And we won't be hidden away by a one-sided media. We're here, and we vote. Join Patriot Bands today in showing pride for the real America!

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